Everyone remembers that asshole that held some sort of positional authority over you at one point in your life or another. Ya know, the gym coach that berates the borderline autistic art/music savant at the rope climb or maybe even your dad before you entered that Crème Brûlée contest at his company Christmas party. Here's a regional recipe from the naval archives that with just a little tweaking of your own you can make all your own!
EKGRIMSRUD (CONTRIBUTING WRITER'S) RECIPE FOR POETIC JUSTICE
-Start with one horribly out of shape authorative figure
-Promote and marinate the following flavors for 5-6 months: arrogance, self-importance, mustasche, bug eyes and rocketsauce (of course!!!!)
-Simmer his hopes and dreams in a pan of feigned mutual interest for his goals and then at 375 degrees promote on to something WAY over his head....LIKE THE WHITE HOUSE!!
***Important Poetic Tip***
-Now make SURE you warn this person of whatever it is that fails them to qualify for this position (i.e. any workable sexual organ or maybe the inability to count sequentially to 5) and ENCOURAGE them heavily to correct their shortcomings. This is where those flavors of arrogance and self-importance really work their magic!
-Enjoy your dish as he's rejected at the front door and sent packing as a line cook in Aberdeen, Maryland!!
Your results will vary wildly and the cooking steps will require a little imagination but as Mr. Food, who should REALLY be Dom DeLuise says "it is soooooo good!"
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